do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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