guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
