found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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