quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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