Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i out mim tonsoeep
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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