If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Floor bacon is actually really good
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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