Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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