what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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