they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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