Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You smell like stripper and shame
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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