If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she looked like the before picture.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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