This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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