I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's even glitter on my cock...
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