doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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