He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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