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as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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