He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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