There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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