CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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