a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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