Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
its liver damage thursday
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