Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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