Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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