walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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