All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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