Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
