i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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