Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
