oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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