is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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