On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
operation have a gay friend backfired
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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