I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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