Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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