id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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