We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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