I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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