well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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