is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I puked a lego.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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