You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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