You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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