what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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