Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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