so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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