none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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