your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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