I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
