The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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