This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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