well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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