Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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