You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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