I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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